So today as I was preparing lunch I heard Jayden in the living room sort of muttering as he was playing with the desk chair. A few minutes later he pushes the desk chair into the kitchen area to show off his new “talent”.
Jayden: Mommy, did you know that I can turn the chair and tell a joke?
Me: (sort of distracted by crying babies and lunch preparation) What are you talking about?
Jayden: Watch this! (begins turning the chair around and around with his hand)
Jayden: Why did the chickens cross the road without even looking?
Me: I don’t know.
Jayden: Because they wanted to get hit by a car.
Me: Okay…
Jayden: (still spinning the chair around) Why did the dog make his-self talk and change his name to “Sickpants”?
Me: Change his name to what?
Jayden: Sickpants.
Me: Why?
Jayden: Because he wanted to become a human.
Is there some sort of contest he can enter? I mean, you have to admit the boy has talent. He can spin a chair AND tell jokes that don’t make any sense.
Haw, haw….I too am forced to laugh (in that weird forced laugh way) when the Twins get going with their own versions of knock-knock jokes. Funny post though
Love, Katy